Pop culture writings of Brett Merritt: actor, writer and family man desperately trying to hold it all together.
LOL. That is all.
I mean, come ON. What can they possibly purchase at Costco that would even FIT in that car?
If you had a Smart Car, then you could park behind them and the cars could make sweet love whilst you shopped. With that sort of inbreeding the result would be a Geo Metro with plastic spinner hubcaps and a radio that only blasts bad Tejano music.
I love Smart Cars because they remind me of Paris. I loved seeing all of these tall, dashing men in business attire unfolding themselves from these teensy weensy little cars.
I think there should be a law. Smart cars have to park at the back end of a parking space, so innocent drivers like us don't get fooled in to thinking we found a great spot, because at that point, I would have just left.
HAHA. Dude, that's awesome. lol.
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