Meet Jane. She is a cat.
Sometimes she has friends over. Her friends are often naked. And drunk.
Sometimes her naked friends ramble on and suddenly pass out.
This display of low self-esteem angers Jane. She expects more from her friends.
FACE BITE!
Ashamed at her display of violence, Jane cries herself to sleep.
2 comments:
I feel for Jane--sometimes I want to face bite my friends, too, but not because they are drunk or naked.
Heh, heh, heh.... She really has no patience for people passing out naked on her, does she?
Gotta work on that one.
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